Friday, February 29, 2008

whiteness

Is it ok that I find this site funny? Or does that make me racially insensitive? I just think the featured stuffs show insight.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

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#1 Coffee


There is no doubt that white people love coffee. Yes, it’s true that asians like iced coffee and people of all races enjoy it. But I promise you that the first person at your school to drink coffee was a white person. You could kind of tell they didn’t enjoy it, but they did it anyways until they liked it - like cigarettes.

White people all need Starbucks, Second Cup or Coffee Bean. They are also fond of saying “you do NOT want to see me before I get my morning coffee.” White guys will also call it anything but coffee: “rocket fuel,” “java,” “joe,” “black gold,” and so forth. It’s pretty garbage all around.

If you want to go for extra points - white people really love FAIR TRADE coffee, because paying the extra $2 means they are making a difference.


Someone is paying attention. I had a housemate in college that LOVED his coffee and took all sorts of precious care to drink the best damn coffee he could.

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